MAN STATES VIOLENCE AT HIS RALLIES HELPS TO UNITE COUNTRY

(PARODY/SATIRE) By Tim Shin, October 28, 2016 WASHINGTON D.C. — In a bizarre twist today, Trump announced that the violence occurring at his rallies and on his campaign trail was actually an attempt to unite the country. Reiterating previous comments he made about the nation being “too divided,” Trump stated that he was using reverseContinue reading “MAN STATES VIOLENCE AT HIS RALLIES HELPS TO UNITE COUNTRY”

STUDY FINDS MOST SAN FRANCISCO RESIDENTS SUFFERING FROM STOCKHOLM SYNDROME

(PARODY/SATIRE) By Tim Shin, October 25th, 2016 SAN FRANCISCO, CA — A recent study by the American Psychiatric Association (APA) found that the vast majority of San Francisco residents are suffering from Stockholm syndrome. Despite being held hostage and repeatedly abused by their landlords and property management companies, most of the 800,000 residents of SanContinue reading “STUDY FINDS MOST SAN FRANCISCO RESIDENTS SUFFERING FROM STOCKHOLM SYNDROME”