MILLONS OF AMERICANS CAST VOTES IN ATTEMPT TO PLUNGE COUNTRY INTO RECESSION

By Tim Shin, November 8, 2016 WASHINGTON, D.C. — Millions of Americans cast their votes today in a concerted effort to plunge the country into recession once again. After seven years of economic gains, including 80 consecutive months of private sector job growth resulting in 15 million new jobs, an unemployment rate below 5%, lowerContinue reading “MILLONS OF AMERICANS CAST VOTES IN ATTEMPT TO PLUNGE COUNTRY INTO RECESSION”

BREAKING NEWS: Trump denies being at Monday’s debate

(PARODY/SATIRE) By Tim Shin, September 28, 2016 NEW YORK, N.Y. — After initially denying making certain remarks during Monday night’s presidential debate, Trump made an astonishing announcement today by saying he wasn’t even there. A CNN reporter remarked that, “While we’re used to him denying things that we have video records of, this is justContinue reading “BREAKING NEWS: Trump denies being at Monday’s debate”